February 6, 2013
JOHNNY LOPEZ, writer, johnnylopez.com:American Apparel meets Scarlett O'Hara.
TRACI SKENE, comedian/author:
Never stick your feet in a crayon sharpener.
ROBERTA ROCKWELL, comedian, @rockwellroberta:
Eyes Wide Shut is the only way to look at this.
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